The Mariachi Duck

He loves getting his haircut!

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

Not a thrift store find, but my mom sent me these pictures while cleaning out her closet. The best part is, we never owned this shirt. She thinks it belonged to the rabbi who lived in the house before us 😂

Theory: If all bisexual people came out, straight people would no longer be the majority. 

It’s easy to feel like you’re alone if you’re bi or questioning. The most powerful thing we can tell bi youth is ‘you are not alone’. It’s what saved my life as a kid.

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Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?): Putting up with clients

She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.

That’s it. The best version of the meme. We’ve done it lads

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.