Sara Louise

Chickens in the city limits?  FRONT YARD GARDENING?

That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home

*despacito plays eerily in the background*

a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

If the employer requires years of experience for the position, but offers only minimum wage, he admits that your experience has no value at all.

She is finally free

whats the mood for rn

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

if you fall asleep in jeans and are still alive when you wake up you are extremely powerful and not to be trusted