The Playhouse

Intro

Hello! You can call me Max.

I am in my mid 20s and I am an ageregressor. This blog is here so that I can share my lonely experiences with CPTSD, BPD, and my ageregression. I regress to ages 3-8.

I am also autistic.

What Do I Post?

My blog is an online diary, so I will be posting my thoughts related to agere.

I may talk about heavy topics. My ageregression is not what I would call recreational. I can find recreation IN it, but it is far more tied to traumatic experiences and is often something that either happens to me or that I get stuck in. I am likely to forget content warnings but I will try.

I will reblog posts from the agere community that I enjoy.

Likes And Interests

3-4

Blues Clues

Sesame Street

Y2K era baby and toddler toys (especially fisher price and little tykes)

Y2K era sippy cups

Y2K era-looking pacifiers (primary colors and cute shapes. No deco pacis.)

Y2K era Little People sets

Stuffed animals

Little Bear and Franklin

Disney Movies especially The Lion King

4-8

Stuffed animals especially Webkinz

Little Bear and Franklin

Hot Wheels

Superheroes

Star Wars

Legos

Wii Games

Dinosaurs

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Transformers

toy airplanes

The Pixar Cars movies

Disney Movies

What DONT I Post?

I do not post or repost anything NSFW or kink related.

I do not affiliate with “kidfurs” “cubfurs” or “abdl”

I am sorry but I am not really focused on fitting into the overall “ageregression aesthetic” that gets popular online. I like what I like and whatever “aesthetic” can be garnered from that is whatever it turns out to be. I am not very interested in a lot of the things that are popular in online agere communities besides maybe no brainers like toys and sippy cups. I like more typical boys things. Whenever I am regressed, my interests come from myself and my tastes, not from trying to fit into the online community, and I am a regular every day boy, and so you will have to put up with hot wheels and action figures instead of bluey and squashmallows because I’m a kid!

Get Off Of My Lawn

Kids. You’re first. Just because it’s sfw doesn’t mean I am comfortable with you here. I will be talking about my trauma which contains adult or disturbing topics. Get off my lawn.

Ageplayers, babyfurs, abdl, “it’s just fiction so it’s ok” people. Get off my lawn.

Bigots. All kinds. I think it’s silly to go down the whole list of bigots cus they tend not to listen anyway just know I don’t like you if you’re a chud. Get off of my lawn.

Radqueers and MAPs of any kind. Don’t worry about getting off of my lawn, just stand right where you are and the land mine will do it for you!

We all know play is creative and imaginative.

But play is essentially the same thing as art. It’s the same thing as drawing or writing a story or roleplaying. It’s a creative outlet. It is not just a thing you do. Channel the same drive that causes you to world build for fandoms and draw pictures and write stories and fanfiction. It is the same thing.

Ageregression is not sfw ageplay

Ageregression is not sfw abdl

Ageregression is not sfw kink

Ageregression is not kink

TW: MENTIONS OF MEDIA THAT SEXUALIZES CHILDREN AND PEOPLE WHO CONSUME IT/PEDOPHILLA/VAGUE MENTIONS OF CSA VICTIMHOOD.

I am tagging ageregression communities because some of you guys are included in this conversation unfortunately. I want this point to get across to people. This needs to be heard. If this is bothersome to you or triggering, now is your time to turn around and leave. Nobody is forcing you to read this.

The thing that I think is really silly about proshippers and darkshippers is that they do the thing where they want to have their cake and eat it too, in that they constantly complain that people think they’re disgusting and are reacting to their chronic fantasies about children and their literal recurring taste for that kind of fiction for recreational consumption. Look. If you are going to be that person, you have to realize that you have an extremely perverse and predatory ideation, even if you have no plans, and expressing it online means people are going to react aggressively to you. That’s called social consequence. It is not your free speech being taken away. Your free speech being threatened would be you going to jail upon talking about it. This is the natural consequences of people learning that you repeatedly return to and favor stories and art like that because it brings you enjoyment of some kind. If you are going to be somebody who openly talks about and enjoys that kind of content, please don’t make yourself even more pathetic and hateable than you already are by refusing to admit that you are a disgusting pervert freak. You are the one that opened your mouth about it. You guys are stuck between these feelings you have and wanting to be liked by everyone and accepted by everyone and these things just do not go hand in hand at all. I fucking despise anyone who fantasizes about children and childhood in this manner but there’s something about people who are cowardly whiny pussies who can’t accept the gravity of their interests and want to talk publicly about this without any repercussions or garnering any disgust that makes me even angrier. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. You can’t be having fantasies of this nature, talk about it on a public platform, and then get angry when people respond in outrage. Further more, the effort they put in to gaslight people that they’re the insane ones and they’re the normal ones just adds to this pathetic attempt to have this cake and eat it.

If you cannot handle being called a creep and a pervert or a pedophile (somebody who has recurring fantasies about children lol. It doesn’t matter if it’s fiction that makes 0 fucking sense to me and never has and you cannot sit here and lie to me and tell me you think this way constantly all the time about kids and then don’t feel anything about kids when you see them. That’s not how the human brain works.) you should either shut up and keep it out of the public eye, or idk man!!! Get some fucking help!! Some of you people clearly can’t handle or stomach the fact that you have these interests and fantasies and can’t be liked as a good person by people at the same time. This means you are not comfortable with this. It means you’re addicted to that content. And then you guys get sucked into echo chambers that tell you you’re normal and everyone else is crazy.

If you cannot handle the social consequences for sexualizing children, shut the fuck up, or get help.

You’re all idiots.

“I’m a victim I’m a victim!” Eh whatever yall all say that and tbh I have a little inkling the uptick in people just saying this is meant to excuse them and garner sympathy but as a victim it is kind of a skill issue lmao. And if it’s not for you, you can go get some fucking help, because people are not going to stop reacting appropriately to your fantasies being made public.

If I took your post about shotas to Walmart and showed one of the random people in the store that you’re so sure wouldn’t care because it’s fiction since that’s the normal stance in your eye, they’d be horrified. You are not normal. This is not normal. And if you don’t want to be normal and you don’t want to stop this, accept that free speech means you will receive social consequences for talking about it publicly.

I am a victim. I cannot believe you people have allowed yourselves to become the monster that ate you. Pathetic. “CENSORSHIP WAAAH!” Excuse me am I censoring you?????? No bitch. You have the freedom to be a disgusting smelly Reddit mod loser all you want just like I have the freedom to openly despise you and so does everyone else.