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âDespite all the labels, in most ways Iâm really not different from anyone else.â
â Ellen Degeneres, Seriously⌠Iâm Kidding (via books-n-quotes)

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Starter Call: Vanessa
Like for a new years starter involving Vanessa Thorne.Â
Starter Call: Damian
Like for a new years starter involving Damian Semara
Ooc;; I'm gonna do a bit of a character and blog revamp soon
french recipes: if youâre not making this in paris then whatâs the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.Â
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay thatâs it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isnât quite right. I donât know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countriesâ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so glÂ
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.Â
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sisterâs third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:

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Disloyalty in the Ministry // @magicaleyeonyou
themagicalmusesofme:
   "There have been some. Are there any death eaters you regret sending to get put through hell?â Damian replied with an enthusiastic smile.Â
   His patience was wearing thin, that was true. He was wanting Alastor to leave already.Â
   "See? We are all the same. You take joy in catching dark wizards. I enjoy dabbling in the dark arts. Just two sides of the same coin.â He was trying to stall now.
Perhaps, in his thinking, he could put off Moodyâs questions by talking for a longer period of time.Â
ËNone.Ë Alastor said with a wide grin, proud of each and every monster he put in that horrible place.
However, his smile slowly started to disappear when he found himself being compared to the dark wizard that he had captured now. ËHow dare you! We are nothing alike! You are a monster, and I hunt monsters like you down! I donât know if you have anything in that head of yours but darkness, but if you really think that weâre similar, youâre more stupid than I thought you were, boy!Ë
In his anger, Alastor didnât even realize that the dark wizard was stalling. Sometimes, he wasnât as bright as people thought he was.
âOh, ouch, I can practically feel the hostility here.â He chuckled. Again, his new tactic was to talk the older manâs ear off until he was able to lie to him again.Â
âBut are we so different, Mad-Eye? Passionate about what we consider true and just-- determined to achieve our goals-- the difference between you and I is that I consider other means to an end.
For a split second, a little genuine negative emotion akin to being upset flashed across Damianâs face, but it was replaced with his cold, emotionless stare within a few moments. âI like to believe that Iâve been an influential member of society in a positive sense. I am no dark wizard--no monster--I merely dabble. Is my quirk of having snakes as pets and speaking in their language automatically a sign of pure and utter evil? Or is it my intelligence and the fact I was a Slytherin?â A slight smirk pressed onto his lips and he leaned forward, âSo afraid of his return that you target any intellectual Slytherin house alumni who can speak with snakes, are you?â
The genuine hurt look returned, and his gaze faltered just slightly, âIâve done the best I could to better myself given my circumstances. Family, genetics, etcetera. I am a little disgruntled at being called a monster, as I hope you understand. I cannot help where fate placed me.â
His stalling tactic had caused him to slip a few things he would prefer to not bring up, but he had a way to change the topic.Â
âOn the subject of licensing mentioned earlier, by the way, for my more... venomous serpents, Iâd be more than happy to obtain that licensing. Itâs something Iâve never considered, so I thank you for pointing it out that I need to have a license.â
I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive
â2016 but every time something bad happens it gets fasterâ
(FRICKING FINALLY. I REMEMBERED MY EMAIL TO THIS BLOG.)
Reblog if you rp on Skype.
At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job. At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer.Â
At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school. Â At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.
At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter. At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker. At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didnât get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didnât release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career and landed his first movie role at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didnât get his first major movie role until he was 46.
Morgan Freeman landed his first major movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow won the Academy Award for Best Director when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didnât begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didnât become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You arenât a failure because you havenât found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, itâs okay if you donât even know what your dream is yet. Even if youâre flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where youâll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself youâre too old to make it.Â
Never tell yourself you missed your chance.Â
Never tell yourself that you arenât good enough.Â
You can do it. Whatever it is.Â
Holy shit this is inspiring
oh how i needed to see this
This came at the right time.
Needed this

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Starter Call
I'm on mobile, but I'd really like to rp here again. If you want an in depth starter (no icons or gifs though) please like this post.
So, although I didnât say it in his bio, I have an explanation for why Damian can speak parseltongue/ why he has the behaviour traits he does. I have a theory that Damian was conceived and ultimately given the dark mark as a child during the golden trio era. However, itâs HOW he was conceived...
landlord: why is the stairwell filled with potato chips?
me: aestheticÂ
noo nn ono no ono no no nO NO NO
Thomas Rentmeister
Earthapfelroom, 2007
Kartoffelchips, potato chips, ca. 70 x 500 x 250 cm
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Some great finds at Hot Topic today. La Muerte earnings, necklace, and dress.
Pssssst looky at le mun
If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with.Â
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_effect omg