me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay
me at 2 am:
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me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay
me at 2 am:

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?” “nothing” “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”
I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.
Me: Is sitting in my bedroom pretending I don’t exist
Them:

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“maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-”
ladies…stan yourself
Teacher: hey read 2 of these 20 page articles that literally couldnt be more boring before class :)
Everyone in class the next day when he asks a question pertaining to the articles

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me before showering: i don’t want to shower
me once in the shower: i live here now
person: you're pretty cool!
me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
This is, without hyperbole, the most cosmically huge dick energy ever
Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”
Me:

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friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
me:
plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.