nurse to rats

Desperately need a win in my life and for once I'm not talking about crusader kings

Izzy was attacked by a leech

Lyrebirds just say any old bullshit!!!

I'll believe adhd is a legitimate diagnosis in the current dominant understanding of it when I see a single, and i mean A SINGLE, letter come back from a psychiatrist (specifically from one of those telehealth psychiatry clinics that specialise in churning out adhd diagnoses) where a patient was assessed for adhd and was deemed to not have it. I have yet to see one

Just asked an older patient to confirm her address and she said "yes, I'll be there until I cark it!"

Garlic from Coles always looks like it's spent six months in a cupboard and is mouldy 9 times out of 10 and you lose faith in garlic and start to think, maybe my life will just always involve throwing out half of the garlic I buy! And then you go to the market and the bulbs are big and fresh and smell beautiful. And you regain the will to live

I watched What Keeps You Alive... genuinely what the fuck was that

Peanut is the most timid rat I've ever met and did a fear poo the first time I tried to cuddle her after bringing her home (two months ago), so having her climb onto my lap of her own accord makes the happiest rat mother in the world