Is Such a Thing Even Possible?

YA’LL WERE REALLY OUT HERE LETTING ME MAKE THIS GOOFY SHIT LOL

i managed to infiltrate a rabies discord server and at least 75% of the people in it are fucking w each other but its so wild. my pineal gland is calcifying

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

And good days too

what the fuck is a good day

APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.

like listen i hate so many harmless fun things but at least i don’t pretend im fighting a noble social justice battle. im, like, just a hater.

Horgsville

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

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