the craft world

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

Dude i want the skoodydoo🐕 giant sandwich🥪

As a skinny man with a big dog I should make one of these

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

capitalist polycule

this is what people mean when they talk about unethical polyamory

Someone out there is creating a MLM polycule and we don't even know it

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in