you can count on me to misbehave

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

Recess (1997-2001)

Oh this has been a thing for years

Let people learn though

I would like to remind people that this madness applies to the ENTIRE STATE OF FLORIDA

Happy pride month y’all

and here’s a link to an article talking about the changes trump has made to food safety protections

pour one out for all the ihop/ihob employees who are gonna have to deal with people thinking they care/had anything to do with this decision at all and giving them their unwanted opinions in the coming weeks

This was the best opener of the season

please watch this gem of a show 

Daily reminder: the only thing ‘toxic’ that you need in your life is Toxic by Britney Spears.

happy pride to all my friends and a happy kia summer sales event to all my straight friends

friendly reminder that the only reference to non-straight people even existing in the whole of 7 harry potter books was that one time in ootp when dudley made fun of harry saying cedric’s name in his sleep, asking mockingly if that was his boyfriend’s name. that’s it. that one homophobic insult was all that jk rowling ever delivered in canon. whatever she says on twitter or in interviews does not erase the fact that she chose, and still deliberately chooses not to represent us in her works, even though the chance presented itself several times. she just can’t risk the love of all the homophobic white dudes who still idealize snape and lowkey agree with the wizard nazis

might fuck around and drink some water