lillebie

More Jared and Mustermann <3

Oh to have my disproportionately huge boyfriend steal my organs as we cuddle . . .

”trans tma character” chai tea 😭😭😭😭😭

Demigender is the greatest title I can bestow upon a character other than social anxiety disorder

Jared can just sniff out what gender people are because. Bro it sounds so stupid when im saying it forreal now he just does ok becsue the flesh and shit im les and trans dont doubt me

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Ignoring the fact that this is 7 minutes long, this is the kind of hardenshipping I want to see some more of. Imagine the possibilities! We know that they're only able to possess weaker minds so what if he leaned into some Kyogre-isms (Will clarify later with visual depictions but the general stuff like wanting to be in the water more often, having sharper teeth, being able to communicate with water pokemon or something, etc.)?

Hi jaredmike nation im back

he has to go in sideways like a crab

I need more jaredmike content ok I only have one dealer I feel so lonely omg Martin k Blackwood mention

his 1 cm ponytail is so stupid he looks like my turtle wait

Sprry I don’t know how to draw Jon anyways I don’t really know what the helly they have going on they’re probably exes or some shit I drew this with destiny’s hands massaging my ass

Nobody talks about how gay that statement Jared’s ex best friend gave like Jared girl… that’s a crazy attachment style

I’m more of a terminal velocity type of guy but jaredmike is goated I love it and the fanart for it 😔 it’s ok though im a multishipper

sometimes, when I feel like too much of a dumbass to shade a drawing... I just cover EVERYTHING in a darker color, and then erase whatever I feel like seeing better

"Baroness, does it work?"

....I don't know, man.