Magical Girl in training

youtube channel of man giving intense apologies with husterical and real crying for things he didnt do and knows he didnt do

jesus christ atoning for the sins of mankind

idk if people still do this, but if you’re cishet can you not joke about gaydar/being able to identify queer people who aren’t out yet? tacky

i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh  we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient

This is exactly how the women in the Shrek series are. I love it.

i cant wait to have my own home, bake some bread, look out of the window, water the plants… i’ll get there

The pattern shifting is SUCH an animator flex.

Let’s be honest, the man’s whole bedroom was an animation flex.