I hate to be dramatic but this post saved my life

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

How you wanna be called "Sir" or "Daddy" but can't host??? You not even the head of your household but wanna start dominating in mine??? ☹️☹️☹️

The difference between gays and straights is that straights use sweetie (complimentary) and gays use sweetie (derogatory)

The little gay run I do across the street that makes driver's wanna hit me

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill

im so fucking mad

no ones ever gonna be able to go to hell to kill ronald reagan because wanting to kill ronald reagan gets you into heaven

on my hands and knees begging st michael or whatever to let me down there for a week ill find him and come right back up i promise

I will honestly never forgive y’all for going crazy over kylo ren. like u literally had poe and finn and u chose kylo. that’s like saying u would fuck jar jar binks over anakin or obi. rip to ur taste in men but I am different

50k FOR A VERSE, NO ALBUM OUT

Makes you think huh

i think about this tiktok literally every day