The Great Lemon/Lime Debate

A puppy tries lime for the first time.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!

With the lemons!

Knives sliced a small cathedral in the lemon, the concealed apse, opened, revealed acid stained glass, drops oozed topaz, altars, cool architecture.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A question has plagued mankind for centuries. A question of domination, of superiority, of the master of the bitter flavour...

Which is the superior fruit?

Lemons or limes?

We seek the answer to the eternal question of the oval fruit. Share our quest for the answer! Fight in the ever-growing war of yellow versus green!