Dec 24, 2023
"Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Paranormal. Magicians, witches, crystal healing doctors: you're here because you have scary powers and we want in on it. So: who is ready to draw some pentagrams? Now you already met one another on the cab ride over so let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson. I'm host to a tiny but powerful demon who lives in a secret place in my mouth.” -Cave Johnson, PeTi
I love this chunk of dialogue because it adds a significant amount of fuel to my ‘Ford absolutely visited a version of Aperture during his multiversal travels’ fire.
#I finally have an excuse to believe that Gravity Falls and Portal (and therefore Half-Life?) exist in the same Multiverse#two of my favourite pieces of media <3#And THE FACT that they released in such close proximity to each other-#When life gives you lemoms#don’t make lemonade#make life take the lemons back! Get mad!#or call them ‘yellow oranges’ and sell them for double the price#whatever works#Combustable Lemons#portal#portal 2#gravity falls#cave johnson#stanford pines#ford pines#jk simmons
