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Stranger: hey beautiful, what are you doing here alone? Need some company?

Sakura: All I need is for you to back up

Stranger(putting an arm around her): You don’t think I would miss the opportunity to enjoy some time with an attractive woman like you, do you?

Sakura(jerking away): you disgust me, but do you know who’s more disgusted than me?

Stranger:

Sakura: My two best friends behind your back. One of them is going to give you a verbal lesson on how to treat a woman right but… the other one… all I can say is that I’ll pray for you and probably will see you in the hospital

Stranger (turning his head and meeting the sharingan stare; terrified): w…where in the hospital?

Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison: Sometimes.... you gotta know when to gently back away.

thelastnamikaze asked:

Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison: sasuke and sakura meet edo tensei itachi

(just if u can ofc)

greetings!!<3

Likely not exactly as you envisioned, sorry! But it's what made sense to me.

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I want Oro to just start shit. Nothing illegal, just annoying. Idk if there's social media in universe, post-war I want Oro to annoy everyone on it.

Sasuke is at their hideout for info/restocking? Snap a picture and post it with the caption "he's visiting his favorite sensei" and tag Kakashi.

Snap a picture of Suigetsu all over Sasuke and caption it "Sasuke's new best friend? 👀👀" and tag Naruto.