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just got an email from Tumblr that a blog that exclusively posts stolen sex worker content does not violate any of their terms or whatever, so you're fully allowed to post literally any amount of your exposed body sans crotch. haha no it's only if it's stolen content and not your work and also you still can't be a trans woman on this site fuck you

most of the accounts posts do not have any mature content warning, which just makes it seem like their shitty algorithm for marking posts and blogs as mature is almost exclusively just a tranny detector at this point. so. really good site. I'm so happy to be here. yay. yay. haha. haha. ha.hah.ha.

"well, you know what they say about minds and thunder" <- new idiom i invented and will use in real life to alienate the people around me

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

regardless of how much time passes i think the ffxiv Billboard Incident™ will forever be my favorite fandom drama to explain to someone because to even understand the sheer magnitude of it you have to explain the entirely unironic and sincere final fantasy 14 nightclub industry

i mean yeah you COULD just sum it up as "mmo guild advertises their in-game nightclub on a giant expensive billboard in real life texas" but it's way more engaging when you understand that the nightclub part is not the weird part of this sentence. it's not even the unusual part.

the big problem is that the swimsuit wasn’t actually released yet and had been modded into the game and - actually okay XIV’s devs have a weird relationship with modding specifically with discretion with modding because of - actually okay so have you seen any footage of high end World of Warcraft raids

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”