Buzzfeud unsolved AU with Cartman and Kyle cuz why not
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Buzzfeud unsolved AU with Cartman and Kyle cuz why not

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This theory is pretty damn good!
I haven't used tumblr much ever since I got it but I might start posting more... hhh short Kyle is my jam
South Park Halloween Bash (Kyman starter)
Look out the window.
Turn around.
She doesn't love you.
No one likes you.
Hey, how are you?
Cartman shook his head trying to make the voice disappear. He's been taking his meds but hasn't for the past week due to his drop in mood lately. However, today Kyle is supposed to be coming over to help him carry the gear needed for this years Halloween Party Bash they host at Token's.
Cartman was in the middle of stuffing more lights and Halloween decorations in a duffle bag when the door bell rang.
"I'll get it, mom!" Cartman shouted as he decended down the stairs.
He's here.
Look behind you.
Who's here?
Lock the doors.
He doesn't love you.
Cartman scrunched up is face hard almost begging for the voice to go away. They still kept coming, but he quickly opened the door to greet Kyle's hesitant face.
Both boys have gotten on better terms over the years. They still argue and get on eachothers nerves, but they are now becoming actual friends after one of Cartman's.... We don't talk about that. Kyle seemed to be more willing to get along with Cartman once the bigger boy stopped with the antisemitism.
"Hey, Kahl! There's some duffle bags in the living room, and I have one upstairs in my room I'll get real quick!" He quickly got out his mouth.
Kyle had his hands in his pockets and swayed on the heels of his feet nervously.
"Okay, I'll grab those and wait for you then..."
Cartman nodded with sweatly palms and turned his back to rush up the stairs.
Turn around.
Turn around.
He doesn't like you.
You have no friends.
TURN AROUND.
Cartman could feel himself start to sweat more. Entering his room he went to the duffle bag that was on the edge of his bed. As he went to zip it up he paused as the voice got louder.
Eric, don't forget to take your meds.
Yeah, Eric. Take your meds.
Eric, did you hear me?
Take your meds.
Don't forget to take your meds.
Eric.
Eric.
"Please stop... Just shut up...." Cartman whispered as he closed his eyes tightly.
Eric!
Meds!
Take your meds!
Eric!!
"Cartman?"
Cartman jumped once he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around with wide eyes only to find Kyle standing there looking very concerned.
"Kyle... Yeah?" His voice sounded very foreign and shaky.
Kyle bit his bottom lip and his eyes darted around the room. "You mom was calling out to you. She wanted to make sure you took your meds..." He paused and stared Cartman in the eyes. "Are you okay, dude? You look kinda.... pale?"
Cartman could feel the sweat on his forehead. "Um, yeah! I'm as sweet as ever," he laughed half heartedly.
Cartman saw the pill bottle on his desk and finally reached out for them to take.
Spit it out!
Spit it out now!
It's poisionous!
You need me!
Eric! Spit it out!!
Kyle watched as Cartman forced down the pills. He could see how shaky and nervous he's been acting as soon as he walked in. The way his eyes kept darting around the room as if other people were talking was enough to alarm him.
"Well.... Let's get going, yeah?" Kyle smiled as he reached out for the duffle bag on Cartman's bed.
Cartman binked a couple times and nodded. "Well, yeah, slow poke! I'll get the bags from downstairs. This party is gonna be totally sweet." Cartman laughed as he led the way downstairs.
Shhhhh.
Turn around.
Puke.
He doesn't like you.
Turn around.
The bags are moving.
Eric.
Cartman quickly grabbed the duffle bags in the living room and opened the front door for Kyle. Once Kyle passed by him, he took one look in the living room to see Cupid Me smiling with his sharp teeth and waving goodbye.
I'm coming too, Eric.
So! This is actually from a dream I had today. It was so crazy I had to write it!! The first time I actually dreamt of South Park characters!! It also had a hint of kyman in the dream so!! Hope yall liked it!!
my emotions are,,, so mixed what is happening

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If you are a kyman, reblog or like this post so everyone can follow you! We will also be making a kyman discord soon, so this will be a great way to invite people on there. Thank you.
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the screenshot with "Cartman + Kyle" on a heart where is it from?
Itβs from the deleted footage of the Stick of Truth game.

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From the old South Park website format
- piss off
- dont be so stubborn
*10 yrs later*
- dont be so stubborn ;)
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