the lovely little lonely light

gays! clean your room

This is homophobia I will not tolerate this call out behavior during pride

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

harrowing night lads i realized i’m nothing but a scream on legs

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

*in a horse accent* help

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

so darn PURE

Hey I would die for Bass

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!