Thekawaiiarchoiris

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

#the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

Without laziness we wouldn’t have some of our best inventions, but with laziness we still don’t

This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

Drink water, get plenty of sleep, go mad in the forest, speak with the dead, take your meds, don’t talk to cops

Wikihow: Start a Dionysian Cult

im ganna make a post thats going to cause some of you to vividly remember 2009

Let’s go to candy mountain

mike’s hard chamomile tea