The Gothic Stripper

limit pasta consumption

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so is everyone saying that the solution is to vote tr*mp out gonna acknowledge that ferguson and baltimore happened under the obama admin or are we gonna keep doing this dance until we die?

the essay Where Do We Go After Ferguson by Michael Eric Dyson, a black author and civil rights activist talks about how Obama ignored and condemned the BLM Movement & the new york times article is available online if anyone wants some reading and information on activism in the face of this 

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and

Rest in Fucking Pease…

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Replacing “LGBT” with “Queers” was a mistake, allowing academic use of the word Queer was a mistake, and allowing corporate use of the word Queer was a gigantic fucking mistake

You landlocked ass sad motherfuckers... hoes love stagnant water

ive been thinking about “hoes love stagnant water” every day since i read this 

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

including when they’re in their teens

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!