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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob