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Call me Orion (they/them/theirs)
Weird little guy who posts and writes stuff sometimes and reads 100% of the other time
Fandom list is constantly expanding so fuck around and find out :)

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Au where Ian/Ellie/Alan get called in to find the camp cretaceous kids? Has anyone done this? Should I do it?
Okay if I do thisâŚ. How crazy do we want it yall? Give me all your requests
Ian Malcom would love Doctor who. He is a huge nerd about it. He would show it to Alan and Ellie & Ellie would love all the strong women on that show and join Ian in nerding out about it. Alan thinks the show is fine, he doesnât have very strong feelings on it. Send tweet.
I just wanna keep drawing them as babies
I am just so absolutely floored at how poly the jurassic park movie actually is, having just rewatched it. the little mr. DNA video scene and the three of them just commenting with each other as if theyâve known each other for years. girl didnât yâall just meet like this morning. the FUCKING helicopter scene. that was. did ian fucking growl playfully at the two of them or did I imagine this đ okay and when with ianâs more overt flirting with ellie in the car⌠she literally calls alanâs attention to it like alan look at this. what the fuck. why are you inviting your boyfriend to your flirting session with another guy. no monogamous explanation for this. and when sheâs digging through the dinosaur shit for the sake of science (autism) and ian and alan just standing there like. âshe seemsâŚ. tenacious.â and alan just says âyou have no idea.â like just throughout the movie or like before everything goes to shit, alan is just really not as put off by ianâs very obvious flirting with his girlfriend. in front of him. as most people would be. my tentative hypothesis: bisexual.
like what is this. what is this picture.
ellie smiling politely while her two boyfriends take up an indecent amount of space in the fruitiest positions I have seen in my life ever. hey they canât sit straight itâs almost as if theyâre uh. not. straight. really though I think itâs funny that laura dern is like actually trying to smile for the promo picture and yâknow. sitting down in a sane fashion meanwhile sam neill and jeff goldblum are like: (see figure 1 above.) and literally did someone tell them to do that. was this part of the plan. or did they just do that. what happened here. even the framing of it is poly like what about this does not say Polycule Portrait 1993. Iâm crying please itâs just. this canât be real how I did not notice it before.
also like tumblr wonât let me upload it but please Iâm SOBBING here I swear to god ian holds alanâs hand in the jeep for like a full beat. like ??? and people think this movie is just. not queer like Iâm sorry the dinosaurs are canonically transgender (but I mean alan and ellie t4t at the start is just so strong also) and ian not only gives the strongest bisexual vibes I have ever perceived in a character but also I know he would engage in genderfuckery at any given opportunity. I would not be surprised if he turned out to be genderqueer in some form either. please Iâm about to pass out someone explain how no one talks about any of this ever please
Rewatching it rn and YEAH theyâre so cute, the way they immediately start whispering to each other and finishing each others sentences?

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Floundering with my Dinot3 WIPS, jurassic yearners if youâre out there help me!
Okay but teacher Grace on Erid having very little say in which kids get filtered into his class, though he is aware that the selection process is super specific and that most of the kids he gets are high performers with star academics and some even with influential parents. He isn't quite comfortable enough with Eridian culture yet to object to the selection process and make it more inclusive, however. That is, until he learns about the special needs kids.
Obviously, there are Eridian kids with special needs, and a few of them even filter into his classes. But one specific type of special needs kid has never shown up in his classes, and the only reason he even learned of the condition is because Rocky and Adrien's first pebble has the condition.
It's initially quite a struggle for them to deal with, and Grace sympathizes of course, because the child will apparently have huge learning and academic struggles and will likely never be able to live on their own. That is, until he learns the details of the disability.
Basically, it's a condition where the part of the Eridian brain that gives them their eidetic memory isn't fully developed, and so these kids just... can't remember things the way most eridians do. And in a culture where an eidetic memory is the norm, all things cater to that, so not having that is actually a massive disability.
But Grace is like, so... this kid just learns the same way a human does, or something like. Which is nothing new to him, though he is somewhat boggled at how much Rocky and Adrian struggle with their infant and their "slow" learning curve, even as far as initial developmental stages. Grace, on the other hand, simply treats the kid the same way he would a human infant, and Rocky and Adrien are impressed with his patience.
But, through this, it occurs to Grace that there must be other kids out there with this disability who likely aren't getting the attention and chances in life that they deserve, because Eridian culture is particularly hostile toward this disability, and actively views those with it as unable to function in regular society.
So Grace demands that a special course be put together where he teaches kids with this disability specifically. Rocky is hesitant, as most kids with this disability are home schooled and kind of... kept shut away. But Grace insists and as one of Erid's saviors, he gets what he wants eventually.
His first class is super small, maybe only three kids because so few parents were willing to advertise that their children have this disability. And because of the stigma around it, even those who agreed to it are super unsure and want to be present during the lessons, perhaps paranoid about the impression it will leave on Savior Grace, who is so accustomed to only teaching the most gifted students.
But Grace knows exactly how to deal with these kids. Some of them have varying degrees of function when it comes to their memory banks, which isn't so unlike teaching kids on earth. And so Grace is able to introduce all these tools and teaching techniques that were previously unheard of on Erid (though very normal on Earth) like having textbooks for reference with you at all times and having strategies that are less focused on memorization for understanding, and providing these kids with tools like calculators and teaching them the art of taking notes to look back on, etc etc.
Suddenly, with all these tools that most Eridians don't need, these kids are learning at a much faster rate, and succeeding with the help of all their little tools. And because so many normal eridians are ignorant of Grace's actual biology, it's shocking to them that Savior Grace doesn't have an eidetic memory either (shocking to everyone but Rocky anyway)--that his brain functions quite similarly in capacity to these "disabled" children.
Once this news gets around, suddenly there's more kids in his special classes, and there's all kinds of discourse being inflamed because the real reason these kids can't live on their own or function is lack of support from Eridian society.
If Savior Grace, who is well respected as a genius in his own right amongst the Eridians, can function so successfully, they why can't these kids?
I dunno, I just think it's an interesting premise.
Its canon to meeee
âoh Iâm too old for stuffed animalsâ skill issue. sorry you canât appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.
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i really really really love the idea of eridians hearing absolutely everything in a human body and being able to predict an episode of something, similarly to how medical alert service dogs can
I was so taken by the image of 20-30 pebbles activating in unison that I had to draw it immediately
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Oh I can project onto Grace about this too??? Bet

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thinking about eva stratt crafting a coffin for her friends. the very best coffin, full of every piece of pirated media the entire world has to offer. crafted for maximum comfort, this coffin, with every bit of authority available to her, which is all of it.
and then thinking about all the people who call her cold or uncaring or clinical about what she has to do to save earth. eva stratt, who had silly t-shirts and vodka and favorite meals stored in the Hail Mary and treated with the same level of importance as the finely tuned equipment and the centrifuge the entire planet relies on for salvation.
and then thinking about eva stratt nodding and saying, âyeah, Iâm pretty awful. thatâs why iâm in chargeâ with a neutral expression and even believing it. as if crafting the most beautiful coffin and homage to her soon-to-be dead friends wonât haunt her always.
thinking about eva stratt being the first person on the âeva stratt is a monsterâ train, welcoming ryland grace aboard and knowing she believed in him more than anyone else.
itâs fine, really itâs fine and normal and eva stratt makes beautiful coffins for the people and things she cares about.
What if Erid invented intergalactic fast travel
I don't support Eva bashing that's emotional support environmental terrorist right there. What I'm interested in is the bad pr she is giving earth because the eridian ambassador is too invested in his flesh teddy bears life
once a teacher always a teacher
âYou donât even have a dogâ
But the restaurant he went to every Thursday knew him and his friend by name and had their orders put in before they sat down.
But the diner that he went to every morning before work looked forward to seeing him.
But his students, who he spent years cultivating a safe space for and taking pride in being a teacher they could trust and who were the only reason he went back and demanded to work on the project.
No, he didnât have a dog. But he did have a routine filled with people he wanted to go back to.
Was it so bad to find that fulfilling?
atp I'm not even an apologist for Henry Wu. he did all that, but not of his own volition.
This is even more apparent in the books, where Hammond at one point holds over Wuâs head that heâs never been employed by anyone else and Hammond will make sure no one hires him again if he quits (among other things). Plus his enthusiasm for the park and the dinosaurs is very innocent and in awe, much like Hammond in the movie
sorry if my response is late, I was sorting out the food for some of my animals for the next few days lmao anyway.
yeah, there's that (which is present in the film & book) as well as how (book specific) Wu also cares deeply enough to routinely check w the animals; he knows their health histories, he looks after them as hatchlings before they're shipped off to Sorna to grow, etc. and he also outright agrees w Muldoon's need/want for military equipment for safety AND is the only one who campaigns to make the animals slower and LESS intelligent, as well. routinely, Wu shows great care for BOTH the animals & the people on the island, but is routinely shot down by Hammond time and time again.
it's also explicitly mentioned that Wu has been working for Hammond literally since graduate school, which means that at 33, that's very likely a LARGE portion of his adult life that he's been isolated from others, told that he was doing great things for the rest of the world - which are all classic signs of grooming. Hammond professionally groomed Wu, but isn't it funny that, esp online/in fandom spaces, it's WU who's constantly demonised? (I wonder why đ¤ esp considering that if Wu were a white man, he would be GIVEN the grace of nuance, but somehow he never is & is consistently boiled down to "evil scientist" tropes despite NEVER actually matching that trope beyond online spaces)
we also have the Jurassic World sequels as well, and how it's VERY CLEAR that the grooming didn't actually stop until Dominion; time and time again, Wu is essentially FORCED to choose btwn his own survival/job security, and doing what rich capitalists want him to do but then also forced to take the BRUNT of backlash when the creations that said capitalists MADE HIM CREATE turn out more or less full Frankensteins Lizard. it's only once we reach Dominion that we see that Wu has actually been given the chance to conceptualise and work through what he's been through for the majority of his adult life - which isn't uncommon of people who have been groomed into professions/cults/etc, either. sometimes it takes years to unpack all of that, and Wu is merely a singular portrayal of that exact event in Dominion.
Wu isn't a villain, like, in the slightest. he was a man who had been isolated, repeatedly manipulated and lied to, and forced to continuously have a lack of agency over his own career & qualifications & LIFE. he's a victim, as much as the animals are - as much as anyone was. Wu is a victim of capitalist greed.
No worries, youâre good!! I literally just saw this response (love when my notifications donât work correctly đ) but either way, youâre good!
Yes!!! Wu and Muldoonâs care for the raptors is why the wild ones on Nublar turn out okay!! They are well adjusted because of both of them, but Iâm going to give more credit to Wu because heâs probably more involved. He does see them as his magnificent creations and accordingly treats them well, but knows their limits too (like advocating for the safer versions). He never priotizes the dinosaurs over the safety of the people on the island, and more or less the second he is given the chance to jump ship to team Alan Grant (so to speak) he does.
Oh it totally is, itâs been the last five or so years of his life at the start of the story. And Hammond RECRUITED HIM AFTER HIS MENTORâS FUNERAL WHILE WU WAS IN OBVIOUS DISTRESS. Book!Hammond really is the worst!! Oh he definitely was professionally groomed (and yeah, Wu definitely *should* fit the redemption tropes for most people yet they donât give him that grace, especially when they often do for worse characters who are white men). Iâd go so far as to say in the book heâs a deconstruction of the mad scientist trope!!!!
Yeah, that makes sense!! People were DEFINITELY manipulating him up until Dominion when he finally sees whatâs going on. I do think that the way the World movieâs characterize him is a big factor in his perception, because they TRY to frame him as the mad scientist up until Dominion imo, playing up the more mad scientist angles until they decided not to.
Wuâs definitely a victim in so many ways, and has been forced into some awful situations. I wish they never really leaned into the mad scientist angle in the films, I LOVE how heâs written to deconstruct all of that in the book, and find it genuinely subversive even to this day.At one point, Ian Malcolm (who is pretty clearly the moral authority in the book) point blank says something like âheâs not evil heâs misinformedâ and that really shows clear it is clear even to someone as horrified by the situation as Malcolm that Wu wasnât the problem, not really, and he always had the potential to be part of the solution.
Also, the âitâs always you, isnât it?â Line in Dominion annoys me to no end because of this (and because of the implications that Ian Malcom would have let Howard King join his group in The Lost World novel had King survived-not to mention how Ian Malcolm interacted with Elliot Wu in the version of the Lost World that included this character-Henry Wuâs brother whoâs been on Isla Sorna the whole time), EXPLICITLY asking him to join his crew in escaping the island).
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Writing Jurassic Park fanfiction is so hard because I am autistic about them and my muse/editor/coauthor/best friend is not and for once I am on my own with this- guys how are yall out here writing by yourselves?? I feel like I am screaming into the void I fear I need feedback terribly
(donât cancel me I am actually autistic and am using it as verb as a silly haha!)
Updating the few chapters I had posted of my dbd fic and getting all excited about them again. 3/4 initial chapters updated and a good head start on the rest of the fic me and @artistactorathens got a good story coming together for yâall
Okay 4/4 updated
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58733143
If my posts have at all enticed you to check it out please note I have only seen DBD not Sandman, and I am taking extreme liberties with the Endless and the universe as a whole. If that bothers you youâre welcome to complain, but it wonât change anything about it