Acrid Prince

a bird just ran right past me with a worm in its beak and the resemblance to those anime girls running to school with a slice of bread in their mouths was uncanny

For some reason traffic is full of old men whose world view is based on the stalwart belief that the only way they will get into warriors' heaven is dying a glorious death in a vehicular accident they caused on purpose out of spite.

being a trans woman is kinda yuri like why do you wanna be a girl is it so you can kiss other girls

Sleeping with stuffed animals rules actually. Imagine being in bed (great) and then there's just a little guy (even better). Maybe more.

Parallel parking is a show of submission to other cars and puts them in rut which is why they always act so aggressive and scary while you do it

Thank you Linux

this goes hard as fuck

It's pride month babes, have sex with another girl, fall in love with another girl, turn someone into another girl

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

i think the argument "TV is the only outlet some people have" is not only exceptionally sad in a profoundly depressing way but also should be the alarm bell that radicalizes people into realizing how hollow capitalism has made their life

the point of this post is not "watching tv is cringe", the point is that if you are arguing against a labor strike because you "need" tv, that you likely are living a life stifled by capitalism and should not blame striking laborers for it

how did my mother manage to delete WhatsApp