I Can Be Pretty Cool Sometimes

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

Love it when tumblr users display the strangest anon hate they've gotten on their banner. It's like a deer's head mounted on the wall but the deer also calls you a slur

"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.

Ripley (my parrot) says "you're silly" a lot because I say it to him a lot. But he also participates in both sides of this exchange: "you're silly" "no YOU'RE silly" "we're silly." Lately he has just been cutting to the chase and thoughtfully remarking "we're silly" over breakfast.

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

no offense but um…..off with your head

dance till youre dead

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me