Jett

buy your girlfriend an ornate dagger btw

White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

highkey probably not good that my son traded our cow for some beans. unless they're magic ofc but what the fuck good ever happens in my life

snivels pathetically... i miss when spotify like song button was a heart.....

"Whats your favorite memory?" questions are such bullshit I literally don't remember that shit it just occasionally comes to me in divine flashes and leaves indefinitely

when obsession inevitably turns into disgust because whoever is put on a pedestal is destined to fall 😂

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off