alexandra

its elmos world were just living in it

when is keira knightly in full period costume going to come whisk me away to a better life?

paul blart mall goth

me, remembering i have nothing to live for: i should do my makeup

My mom: put a bra on Me: the patriarchy never sleeps, I see

Lindsay Lohans band in freaky Friday kicked fucking ass….

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

saddest seven word story: cold one with the boys, never cracked

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldn’t even matter if anyone loved me or not

me when a british person talks: is this skins?