Bonnie

Varsity

Junior Varsity

Frosh

@seasidesandstarscapes I have collected some of my thoughts

Shorty comes from dairy country so he probably relates to Gordy's cow anecdotes

People asking Don "you're from Anacortes? that's like, basically Canada, right?" while Gordy stands there like 🫥

Chuck repeatedly asking Johnny why he doesn't have a southern accent since he grew up south of Yesler

When Joe and Bobby refer to "the mountains" they mean the Olympics; everyone else means the Cascades

Roger has an annoyingly good map of Seattle in his head from helping with his dad's moving company and likes to show off about it

Shorty and Gordy complaining about the rain in Seattle while Joe (who grew up in a literal rainforest) tries to look sympathetic

Bobby fervently insisting that you haven't REALLY seen the ocean unless you've been out on the peninsula and Puget Sound doesn't count (the first day out at sea on the way to Berlin Roger says "okay Bobby, we've all seen the ocean now, you can get off your high horse")

Roger, Jim and Chuck describing themselves as the Seattle Boys and then ostentatiously adding "oh, and Johnny too I guess"

People in Seattle not knowing where Puyallup is, assuming Shorty is from Tacoma, and making fun of him for it

"Why'd you have to live on such a fuckass steep hill, Jim, you're too tall already"

Joe and Shorty 🤝 everyone pronouncing their hometown wrong

The boys jokingly calling Don "the ferryman" because he rowed a boat down from Anacortes (the ferry hub out to the islands and up to Canada)

Alternately renaming the Strait of Juan De Fuca to the Strait of Don de Fuca