TheHighWalls

how you’ll find me in 9 months

Mmmmm that waddle!

Keep fucking me...

Valid tbh, she could probably teach you a thing or two

I hope she teaches me how to catch a thing....or two....

Good girl.....

Like, five pregnancies of triplets and we'd have just a constant camera crew following you around, playing elephant sounds on the made up soundtrack when you waddle around...and when your big belly breaks a seam or pops a button on your pants the timpani drum goes "BOWWWwwwwwUM!" and there's always some flighting to pull down something or pull up something to cover your growing swelling tight ball of a belly, the shiny purplish skin always wobbling and wriggling with the heavy movements of our triplets while outside your massive mama mound our nine kids scream in the backseat of our 15 seater van....and we see a "For Sale" sign on this bad boy......baby, our little stick figure family stickers would be smiling male, HUGE round smiling female just circles, maybe replace that sticker with the Death Star....and then like so many kids and baby ones that wrap around the rear left taillight to the right side front passenger door.

Mom bods are the best bods.

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"And that was how our big, happy family began, my 27 children..."