there’s a bite at your edges

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

just because a character kills someone does not mean that they actually wanted them dead 👍

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

she’s serving absolute divorce papers

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

Swing state gothic