there’s a bite at your edges

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

If anything, we're downplaying it

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

Rhaenyra. You don’t get it Rhaenyra. I saw it at harrenhal. A song of ice and fire. I saw a sixteen year old girl with a like twelve foot vertical leap and our magic dagger Rhaenyra not one of ours but it was sick as hell and very subversive and epic Rhaenyra you have to lock in

Rhaenyra. In the vision the freaky tree vision I had from this lady who was poisoning me. That one. There was a girl in a far away desert with dragons at her breast. Some kind of song of ice and fire. She lost one of her dragons in the gullet too. Anyways Rhaenyra what are the greyjoys up to I feel like it’s really important to remember the location of the iron fleet

Rhaenyra you have to get up I saw a guy with a normal amount of eyes and a bird flew out of his face. Like next to it also. By the way Rhaenyra this girl with dragons at her breast did not get her shit chewed clean off even though their teeth are razor sharp. Anyone else would have lost a tit Rhaenyra you must know what this means

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices