there’s a bite at your edges

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

happy father’s day!!!!!

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

Begging y'all to go watch Shakespeare plays because what do you mean a play written 450 years ago is about the government cracking down on sexuality to the detriment of many innocent people meanwhile the leader of that government is hypocritically performing quid-pro-quo harassment and doesn't even follow the rules he is sentencing people to death for breaking

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

one career option that is sadly no longer open to young women is impostor claiming to be the grand duchess anastasia romanov

Showing my teenage brother in law an important piece of queer history (the social network)

like. talk about gay fantasia on national themes

God forbid women do anything