there’s a bite at your edges

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

we've lost our doggy to toronto....who will bark in the locker room now :(

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

wheres that post that said shane hollander would be mentioned by name in a drake song

(yuna hollander on voicemail) hey sweetie its mom. sorry i missed you. though its 8:30 and you should be home by now. anyways give me a call back when you can. theres this guy Drake that just mentioned you in his new song. seems like a pretty big deal, canadian too. just take a listen to it when you get a chance. nothing bad. i actually think it could be quite good for your image. im trying to get in touch with his manager to see if he’ll let you be in the music video. unless youd rather send a cease and desist in which case i’ve got patty on speed dial if thats the route youd rather go. your father says hi. anyways, love you. call me back. bye.

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

If anything, we're downplaying it

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

Rhaenyra. You don’t get it Rhaenyra. I saw it at harrenhal. A song of ice and fire. I saw a sixteen year old girl with a like twelve foot vertical leap and our magic dagger Rhaenyra not one of ours but it was sick as hell and very subversive and epic Rhaenyra you have to lock in

Rhaenyra. In the vision the freaky tree vision I had from this lady who was poisoning me. That one. There was a girl in a far away desert with dragons at her breast. Some kind of song of ice and fire. She lost one of her dragons in the gullet too. Anyways Rhaenyra what are the greyjoys up to I feel like it’s really important to remember the location of the iron fleet

Rhaenyra you have to get up I saw a guy with a normal amount of eyes and a bird flew out of his face. Like next to it also. By the way Rhaenyra this girl with dragons at her breast did not get her shit chewed clean off even though their teeth are razor sharp. Anyone else would have lost a tit Rhaenyra you must know what this means

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!