hello hellfire, angel wing paradise!

just to clarify i don't have critical thinking and if i support a fictional murderer that means i also condone murder irl

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

That's an angel

@existentialterror

first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth

im so bored forever can i pleaaaseeeee have divine visions nowww

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to go to heaven’ and proved his point by going absolutely ballistic flipping tables and chasing merchants with a whip in broad daylight in a synagogue. basically my thoughts on jesus are: 10/10 would go to brunch with.