RFA + Saeran react to MC man spreading all the time. I man spread, and my parents scold me, but damn it, it's comfortable!!
Heād come home to find you one leg on the top of the couch, where your head is supposed to rest and the other lying flat on the cushions
It honestly looked really uncomfortable, but at the same time, he knew it wasnāt. Baby boy does the same shit
Heād also sit in the weirdest positions, the only time he didnāt was when gaming because that was way too important to mess around with
When youāre sitting relatively normal with your legs wide open heāll just plop in between them and beg for attention like the small puppy that he is
Honestly he doesnāt even care
After one of his late night practices Zen came home to find you sitting on the couch with your legs so far apart he classified it as a split
Various thoughts went through his mind, some fairly dirty and others that-no, no they were all dirty.
Instead of acting on these thoughts though, he sat next to you and pushed your legs together
āThatās not very lady-like MC.ā
The look you gave him did not help stop his thoughts, so you know how that night ended
Normally Jaehee will scold you whenever you man spread because she tends to have very formal posture
But then you begin to notice that whenever she comes home from a particularly long day of work sheās man spreading herself
She sees you smirking at her from the entryway and groans, youāre never going to let her live this down
Itās never officially mentioned but whenever the two of you are there together thereās competitions on who can man spread the best
Jaehee always wins. Always.
The first time he catches you your ear almost falls off from his scolding
The second time you just catch a disappointed look before he gives youĀ the silent treatment
āWhat if someone important came up here and saw you sitting like that?ā
Whenever he took you to fancy events he was always keeping an eye on you making sure you didnāt changed into a man spread because that was not appropriate
You tended to be pretty well behaved though, your posture staying proper for the duration of the evening
Not to mention, because heās extremely petty he would push your legs together, just for you to look him straight in the eye, with an unchanging expression and put your legs right back into their old position
He doesnāt man spread but he does sit in the most awkward positions
Youāll catching him sitting upside down and reading, or doing a head-stand and trying to hack, and one time he was laying on the back of the couch
He has no room to judge you for anything because anything he could judge you for he also does, but 10 times worse.
He, like Yoosung, also likes to plop down right between your legs and beg for attention
But every time he sees you doing this he measures how far apart your knees are and he keeps a chart of the various distances and has a small celebration whenever a new record is set
Honestly Saeran couldnāt care less
You could sit any way you wanted as long as you didnāt break anything
Sometimes it would be strange when you would wit on his lap and attempt to get comfortable but it was an interesting experience
Because Saeran sits the same way with no shame he doesnāt see why you canāt?
~Love, Peony who is sorry this isnāt longer but like, itās seriously an ask about sitting there isnāt much I could do lol
