Incorrect Kuroko no Basket Quotes

once again, I’d like to thank everyone who’s interacted with this blog over the years!  this has been a labor of love and I’m grateful to have undertaken it, but now it’s time to say goodbye.  I put a lot of work into managing this page and I’m really, really proud of it, and it makes me unbelievably happy that so many people were able to take something positive from it.  this is for all of you.  thank you.

some final notes:

the blog and the quotes will remain up, but the tagging system (specifically the tags for posts with 500+ and 1000+ notes) will no longer be updated.

asks and submissions have been closed since the new year, and they will remain closed forever.  it’s been real.

if you’re running your own incorrect quotes blog and you come across this page and you’re asking yourself, “is it inappropriate for me to use this blog for inspiration?  should I catch my quotes in the wild, bare-handed, as god intended?” the answer is no.  fuck that, I didn’t spend four and a half years here for nothing!  please feel free to consider this a resource and mine it for everything it’s worth.  we own nothing, the quotes are incorrect, it’s all fair game. 

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Riko: What the hell?

Hyuuga: I don’t understand.

Riko: What the hell?

Izuki: Why are you doing this?

Kuroko: Just once.

Kuroko: I go over to Kagami-kun’s apartment and have him make me a sandwich.

Riko: Okay, yes. But Kagami’s not there.

Kawahara: Where’s Kagami?

Riko: It’s not important where he is. He’s gone. He left the country.

Furihata: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?

Riko: Yes, he’s fine.

Takao: You had me at ruse.

Midorima: That was the last thing I said.

Aomine: That's what she said.

Kuroko: I believe that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.

Kuroko: Step one: Put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it with poison.

Kagami: That’s step one? What’s step two?