The Grumpy one

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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

only talk to me if you mean what you say

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this