Xander’s Desk.

// ooc: meant to type this up earlier but yeah, since he’s still relatively new and all, there’s not much in terms of backstory for him so I’m all for fleshing out friendships and the like for him with other muses!

Heard Stoke got no hoes and went through a flaming table

Why Heyman say fuck me for????

Boudoir photoshoots…nice thought but most guys would take an airport bathroom nude and make the most of it.

Date a man who’s good with a camera and you’ll get a house full of random camera/video equipment and hours of test footage where he just films you doing everyday activities

Aldis fell for the “I just wanna talk to him”? Come on, man.

The world ain’t been the same since King of Diamonds closed.

Lemme have access to the Legacy video tapes; I'm tryna see something.

My one question for Domino's is what pigeon did they kill for their wings because those motherfuckers are small as fuck.