I got hit on by someone who I assume is a divorcee at the Sephora in the American Dream Mall in New Jersey earlier today.
Was it near Shrek's Sinkhole Slammer?
I wasn’t even cognizant of where it was next to; I was just trying to figure out why today she decided to do it and then I realized it was because it looked like I was a single dad due to me being there with my teenage niece 😭
I just like to remind people there's a waterslide called Shrek's Sinkhole Slammer in that mall.














