That Bad Omen Tho

Arby’s, huh?

Arby's.

Ricky cannot win this. I will not be able to deal with a whole year of demands to address him as “King Ricky.”

That’s the type of treasonous talk that gets you sent to the stockade.

Um, I live in a DEMOCRACY where @thotmess is my president?

Ricky cannot win this. I will not be able to deal with a whole year of demands to address him as “King Ricky.”

Thank you.

I WOULD'VE BEEN A BENEVOLENT KING!

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE LIAR

Ricky cannot win this. I will not be able to deal with a whole year of demands to address him as “King Ricky.”

Thank you.

I got hit on by someone who I assume is a divorcee at the Sephora in the American Dream Mall in New Jersey earlier today.

Was it near Shrek's Sinkhole Slammer?

I wasn’t even cognizant of where it was next to; I was just trying to figure out why today she decided to do it and then I realized it was because it looked like I was a single dad due to me being there with my teenage niece 😭

I just like to remind people there's a waterslide called Shrek's Sinkhole Slammer in that mall.

I got hit on by someone who I assume is a divorcee at the Sephora in the American Dream Mall in New Jersey earlier today.

Was it near Shrek's Sinkhole Slammer?

Heard Stoke got no hoes and went through a flaming table

Sounds about right.

Every time I use one of those knockout punch machine things, I wanna buy one for the garage gym so we can have something to test how powerful we really are.

What I’m hearing is “home arcade.”

That’s not totally a bad idea now that I think about it.

I’ll send you some links to the best DDR machines.

Every time I use one of those knockout punch machine things, I wanna buy one for the garage gym so we can have something to test how powerful we really are.

What I’m hearing is “home arcade.”