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"Whats your favorite bird?" "Oh, chickens" "Those aren't birds haha" ??????????????????????????????????????

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

sometimes i boot up no man’s sky and it feels less like a videogame and more like a fever dream where god handed me a box of crayons labeled “incomprehensible geology” and said “go nuts.” like yeah sure this planet has blue grass, a sky the color of fruit punch, and thirty-foot worm things that scream like dial-up internet. and somehow the lore hand-waves it all away with “oh yeah, the universe is broken on a fundamental level btw.”

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs