little girl: I like silver because of Artemis, the goddess of the moon and the hunt and also she’s a warrior and she never got married.

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Road Trip by Noel Kerns

Noel Kerns is a Dallas-based photographer specializing in capturing Texas’ ghost towns, decommissioned military bases, and industrial abandonments at night. Growing up in the central Texas hill country, Kerns developed his photographic skills shooting large format black & white landscapes.  The slow and deliberate nature of the large format photographic process was a perfect launching pad into the art of digitally photographing the nocturnal world.

The Nautilus shell house is absolutely surreal, inside and out. 

This is what you see as you enter the front door. It looks like you’re walking into a swirling shell. 

Kitchen seating is in front of this spectacular colored glass wall.

This is an organic home and doubles as an indoor garden.

The bedroom is a tranquil space.

Awesome shower infused with blue glass. 

The bath is part of the bedroom. Isn’t this sink amazing?

Entertainment center in the round. This looks comfy.

The kitchen cabinets are yellow and I love the opalescent glass. 

Here’s the unusual floor plan.

 And, one more shot of the fabulous shell.