My Ego Is Bigger Than Ur Dick

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

I love quake pro fov if I cant see the back of my own head while still in first person I dont want it