My Ego Is Bigger Than Ur Dick

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

always remember if you don't feel properly appreciated u can give yourself grace n take the time to calm down by killing, and killing, and killing and

breaking my silence. it is insane that a marriage is more celebrated than earning a degree.

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.