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my most sick and twisted fantasy

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worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever
a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world
Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”
“What happens if you add 6+1?”
“SEVEN”
“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>
“IT’S THE SAME!!”
“OK, what’s 7-4?”
“Three?”
“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>
“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”
He doesn't know how to google it…

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tome is immediately convinced she is responsible for an oncoming alien invasion due to how they could immediately sense she was gay or something
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Hi psycho one hundreds I'm alive have my boys I love them very much
Somewhere between Egghead and Elbaph...
sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

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smile, dog!
the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.
What they're doing to you:
Ok but imagine if your quirky internet famous/questionably employed emo son comes home with a boyfriend he met off the internet, and it’s a twink 4 years younger than him who won’t take off his winter hat, has his ass entirely out, appears to be illiterate, stays until Christmas Eve and when you click on your son’s new fun YouTube project he’s there again making sex tape jokes AND he took all the batteries out of your clocks
joke shamelessly stolen from this post:
i love this tweet
I hate that I can hear this.

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laika is playing fetch. why do you think we get shooting stars? the cosmos throws, and she runs. her owner is now everything: the burning sun, the ageless andromeda, every nebula and cloud. every dog is scared of vacuums. i hope she knew the drawl of the rocket’s engine was just the sound of what it meant to run forever. she takes naps sometimes. but her ears are always perked up now. she’s listening for the call of the cosmonauts: good girl, laika. go on, fetch.
we call them shooting stars. but thats just laika. she's fetching. on the biggest field any dog has ever seen. playing the biggest game there ever was. she slipped the leash of gravity. now she belongs to everything