Actual Trash

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

was i okay

[climbs inside a body bag and zips it up over myself] naptime

Why are we bringing Twilight vampires into this? Like first of all, Twilight vampires are literally incapable of sleeping they’re awake 24 hours they didn’t even buy beds for their fuckass huge midwest mansion and secondly, if anyone is sleeping in a GUCCI body bag it’s Lestat.

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

Not to mention the last album does call him out...and Americans believing him

trump is the most powerful man in the world if he can get people to like Nickelback

It has reached the point where inaction on climate change should be considered a crime. I don’t mean that in any sense of hyperbole. It is destroying the ancestral lands of Pacific Islanders and Torres Strait Islanders and whole species are going extinct. Creating new coal mines is an act of hostility against low lying nations and peoples as well as knowingly pushing for extinction. When poachers try to kill elephants and rhinos to extinction people band together to punish and stop them but when a government promises to pollute the environment and destroy the planet’s future with more coal mines we as a country vote them into power. That’s hypocrisy. That’s cruelty. The anti-science climate deniers are a dangerous movement profiting off death and destruction and that absolutely 100% is a crime.

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how lonely it can be. Everyone is always working full time, your schedules never work around each other, and it becomes harder to make solid friendships. It’s no wonder so many people stay in boring or shitty relationships because at least you have someone to do things with. I’ve lately discovered the joys of doing things myself because I couldn’t just wait around for my friends to clear their schedules and I’ll be damned if I get into a bad relationship out of loneliness

vibe check! *ruins your dream journal*

You’re a fucking mess but you’re pretty good at convincing people you aren’t

Holy shit

This is definitely blasphemy. *reblogs*

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.