Welcome To My Trash

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.

Inspired by this diva

my attempt at making my own version of a madoka magica witch...

anyway that scene from sleeping beauty where the Prince is hacking at the writhing wall of thorns, but the wicked sorceress is screaming at him from the window because hey YOU ARE DESTROYING MY WIFE'S PRIZE-WINNING MAGIC THORNERY AND interrupting her nap??? you utter knave of a nutsack

“I reincarnated into the villainess” power fantasy webtoons but I make it Mel Medarda and Sevika yuri

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Sorta of a redraw of this