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every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up

slow tongue kissing would solve all my problems

the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

don’t forget to be very very silly today. it’s essential

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”