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Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

capitalism seems inescapable but so did the divine right of kings.

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles