I want to be reading fanfic, not writing it. Unfortunately, I want to be reading very specific fanfic which I will in fact first have to write.

As someone who had an HP tattoo and top surgery, I will let you guess which one I actually regretted.

totally unrelated, I have an excellent rec if you are in the Madison-area and looking to get a tattoo covered

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

ENIGMA. FUCK

eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track

i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

I completely believe you

thank you for your trust 🙏☺️ 1000 blades vortex attack

Wow you sure diced those onions so fast! Now I can do the rest of the prep without worrying about it, thank you!

i just know i can be the best sous chef in all San Bernardino

I’m too superstitious to pass this up lol 🐈‍⬛💵🙏🏻

I hope it does because it’s time to remortgage 😢 💵 💴 💰