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i have made a slideshow on why people should play detective beebo. send help.

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"a guy died and it was a fairy that killed him" = boring. trite. offers an unnecessarily supernatural explanation for arguably the most natural phenomenon, which is death. further separates the concept of death from the mundanity of everyday life.
"a guy died for normal reasons unrelated to fairies and a fairy happened to be there" = now we are cooking with fire
#a guy died and a walrus was there: okay you got me. why (@chaos-has-theories )
when people treat trans women's breasts as if they aren't real breasts and when they treat our vaginas as if they aren't real vaginas they are contributing to the idea that when we are raped it isn't really rape
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
"people are allowed to be grossed out"
ok. keep it to yourself. it's the polite thing to do. if i'm not enjoying food someone made, that i get to eat for free, i'm not gonna shit all over their cooking and personal tastes
My mother used to make a gorgeous chocolate mousse from scratch, and it was something she brought to every family event, and made for events we had at our house. She got the recipe in like 1989 and so it was upwards of six mousses per year and the whole fam looked forward to them.
Then one year at Easter something went wrong and the chocolate separated and the mousse was weird looking and a bit odd tasting (not inedible, just odd) and my cousin (who was only about 12 to be fair) ate his bowl while loudly proclaiming MY GOD THIS IS NOT GOOD AUNTIE D and WHAT DID YOU DO and THIS IS HORRIBLE and on the one hand we all laughed (inc mum) because it was so unfiltered and rude and he kept eating it even as he proclaimed it an abomination, and 20ish years later we still have a laugh about it.
But mum never made mousse for a family event again and didnβt even want to do it just for us kids or dad. She was really embarrassed and she lost her confidence.
My cousin didnβt need to say it. Mum knew it hadnβt turned out right. She brought it anyway because weβd told her she should and she didnβt want to disappoint anyone because this was so looked forward to by everyone. Maybe he was only 12 and didnβt know how to have any tact.
PLEASE CONSIDER THIS before you provide your βfeedbackβ on fanworks. You could be the reason some poor person never makes anything again, or at least never shares it with the community. Donβt whatabout the people who invite concrit me - just fucking have a think before you comment, okay?
Also fuck you Danny, I couldβve been eating mousse for 25 years if it werenβt for you!

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I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who arenβt perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries arenβt childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude
who tf is cracking down on COMIC PIRACY. oh god sorry for not paying before reading this issue from the 60s that DC doesn't even offer on DCUI and costs a hundred dollars on the second hand market. fuuuck
never put them here, so might as well, the refs for the stray hounds duo, janvier and minhu!
(janvier belongs to @waitafrikk!)
a redo of melion's reference, my wolf boy!

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updated references for percy, my wildfire druid! and his lil familiar, a brownie named irina :D
Come listen to Fated the Musical, we have: Hammer Guy!
also yknow i do think that people would probably have more success dealing with transphobes if they just got obliquely blunt and unwoke about it
βlook at her thats obviously a woman are you fucking stupidβ works way better on the average transphobe and bystanders than βwell shes transitioning so you should try not to be transphobic to herβ
the average transphobe has kind of psyched themself into a paranoid reality that is mostly incomprehensible to the average person, and because of this the easiest way to socially defuse them is to make them look completely batshit insane. if you're surrounded by normal people, a well-placed "what the FUCK are you talking about?" mid-rant about chromosomes and hormones can shut them down infinitely better than trying to out-gender science them
One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.
I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried
And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.
"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"
I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"
Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.
Typo of the century
I thought it was the mother of all shitposts for a second there lmfao

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i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard
guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player
a pair of handsome guys, out on the town :]