The Doctor

fresh frog of bel-air

I really do be having 5 alarms to make sure I wake up but end up sleeping in.

nobody tell them

what caused italians to make all those gory movies in the 70s and 80s

you know how it is with spaghetti

Steve now has a pet dinosaur

🎵shy little frog, singing along to this fun tune!🎵

@ambivertedfrog

SHY LITTLE FROG

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

soups and grogran

I am grogran

knuckle tattoos that say ESCAPED BIOHAZARD

That's way too many letters do you have radiation poisoning or something

Ohhhh

We need more frog content on the internet! There’s not enough! 🐸

I have now visited #froglbr I’m satisfied I still think we need more frog content tho