#TeamSchumi since 1997 (yes, I'm really THAT old!)

Next time I have money burning a hole in my pocket, I think I know what I'm doing with it.

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised -> Max Verstappen

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere -> Arvid Lindblad ( but coeliac could also be Charles )

you know when life is already hard and then a blond European cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those -> Liam Lawson's my guess

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera -> Lando Norris y'all

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm -> George ??? idk

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily -> that has gotta be Oscar I can't think of anyone more Good boy

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist -> Yuki Tsunoda 💀

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega -> Lance Stroll

Tuna Fish Junior -> Eh I'm guessing Jack Doohan ( dad is Mike Doohan sooo )

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude -> VALTTERI BOTTAS * imitates danny ric *

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian -> erm Ollie is that you ?

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage -> El Padre ( Fernando Alonso )

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um" -> I have no idea , help me out on this

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe -> My guy Esteban was done dirty I PROTEST

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG -> ehehe my beloved Alex Albon

the after photo in those hair loss ads -> best ever description of Carlos Sainz

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession -> this HAS to be Lewis

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference -> KIMI PACETONELLI 🙌

un perrito traumatizado -> Franco Colapinto

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude -> Nico Huuulkenberg

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate -> okay Gabriel Bortoleto I see you 🫵

The marshall is the cutest!

what a moment indeed

lando's onboard of the mcl-hy