Y'ALL GOTTA READ THIS YO IM TAGGING PEOPLE KJHKFKJHDHFD THIS IS TOO FUNNY
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EDIT : why does my reblog have 254 likes people what did y'all find so funny 🤨🤨
Anyways because of so many people asking - here's my guess at the answer key :
a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised
-> Max Verstappen
a coeliac who skateboards everywhere
-> Arvid Lindblad ( but coeliac could also be Charles )
you know when life is already hard and then a blond European cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those
-> Liam Lawson's my guess
a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera
-> Lando Norris y'all
Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm
-> George ??? idk
a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily
-> that has gotta be Oscar I can't think of anyone more Good boy
a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist
-> Yuki Tsunoda 💀
Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega
-> Lance Stroll
Tuna Fish Junior
-> Eh I'm guessing Jack Doohan ( dad is Mike Doohan sooo )
a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude
-> VALTTERI BOTTAS * imitates danny ric *
a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian
-> erm Ollie is that you ?
the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage
-> El Padre ( Fernando Alonso )
Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"
-> I have no idea , help me out on this
a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe
-> My guy Esteban was done dirty I PROTEST
an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG
-> ehehe my beloved Alex Albon
the after photo in those hair loss ads
-> best ever description of Carlos Sainz
a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession
-> this HAS to be Lewis
a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference
-> KIMI PACETONELLI 🙌
un perrito traumatizado
-> Franco Colapinto
Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude
-> Nico Huuulkenberg
a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate
-> okay Gabriel Bortoleto I see you 🫵
an active track hazard
-> should be Lance ryt ?
