here I be

I can’t tell you how desperate we are for money right now. We can’t afford food, we can’t afford vets bills, and we can’t afford to get our car running again. Please please please help us, we don’t know what else to do.

Our adopted cat, Coco, has already been through a lot in her life (abandonment, anxiety issues, and various medical problems) and now she has a tumour in her stomach that is resulting in her being unable to eat, unable to drink, and unable to breathe properly. She’s very very sick (she’s dying) and we will likely have to put her to sleep next week. But we have absolutely no money to pay for the vet bills, which means she will suffer and she will die in pain if we cannot find the money to afford to put her to sleep. We couldn’t live with ourselves if we weren’t able to give her a peaceful death. She’s the sweetest cat we’ve known, always friendly and sociable, constantly wanting cuddles, meowing like she’s having conversations with you. We’ve loved her so much and she’s had such a lovely life in our home, so we really need to be able to make sure she passes on in comfort too.

On top of needing money for vet bills, we also need money to get our car running again. It’s been stuck at a garage for a week now and we don’t have any way of paying for it’s repair, which means it’ll be there for weeks to come. We don’t have any money at all and are even struggling to afford food, so we really need help getting our car on the road again so that we can take our cat to the vet, get to hospital/doctors appointments and so that my mum can get to work. We really need your help and we have nowhere else to turn, having exhausted every other option. Please help us if you can, we honestly can’t describe to you how grateful we would be if you did. Thank you.

Here is the gofundme link:

(I don’t know why it only says “our car” in the link, the money is for both)

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

Guess who reached 500 followers (me? no way) Thank you guys so much!! So I decided to make a little giveaway.

So what’s the difference between the ordinary requests I write and fics for this giveaway?

Sometimes it can take me weeks to get to a certain request, I can make the requested fic rather short or not follow all the details, changing things a little the way I feel. 

But for these fics things will be different. 

So if you want to take part in the giveaway you need to be following me and to reblog this post. I’ll close the giveaway on the 3rd of May. 

Winners will get:

1) Fanfic with 2 chapters. Each chapter with 3 k words.

2) One shot. 3 k words.

3) One shot. 1,5 k words.

Okay one more time about the rules:

1. You must be following me. 

2. Reblog this post. 

3. Wait for the results!

In celebration of over 900 followers (and because I’ve never celebrated before) I decided to make a giveaway in which I’ll be giving away a +1000 words fic dedicated to yourself or character of your choosing. :)

RULES: I’m gonna randomly pick the winner from the people who will interact with this post. To participate in the giveaway you must:

be following me (if you’re not following me already it would be awesome if you stayed after this giveaway ends!🌼);

reblog this post (really appreciated) or like it; every reblog/like counts as an enter 

no giveaway blogs allowed

DATE: The giveaway takes place from today (22nd April 2019) till next Monday (29th April 2019).

What and who I will write for -> Red Dead Redemption (SFW/NSFW; angst; fluff; smut)*; If you’d like me to write about something else, please contact me via DM first to check if I could do that :)

*I will not write for characters such as Uncle and Reverend Swanson (I’m really sorry, I can’t imagine myself writing for them). Also, I will not write about rape; mental illnesses, suicide.

HERE are examples of what kind of writer I am 😊

have you joined a discord server in the past and felt totally out of place? like you voice wasn’t heard and everyone was already familiar with each other and you were just… there? me too!

i want to invite you to the “rootin’ shootin’ cowboy shootin’” server  — dedicated to everything red dead redemption! 

we have fun channels such as:

“the campfire” — a place to chat and make friends

“arthur’s journal” — a place to share artwork and discuss art

“mary-beth’s journal” — to share and discuss fanfiction or headcanons

“degenerate things” — the main reason the server is 18+ ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

“the void” — where we scream and vent and get advice (if wanted)

and lots more! 

this server is the first and only one that i have felt absolutely welcome in. i’ve made so many friends from just being here and everybody is incredibly warm and welcome. 

Hello everyone! As a thank you to 1,100+ followers i’ll be doing a small Red Dead art giveaway!

🌼RULES🌼

- Must be following me

- Reblog or Like to join (can be reblogged more than once)

- For Red Dead characters and OCs only

✨PRIZES✨

1st place: 1 Waist up, Full Color w/ BG or 2 Waist up Characters, Full Color, No BG

2nd place: 1 Bust, Full Colour, No BG or 1 Waist up, Line Art only, No BG

WINNERS WILL BE DRAWN ON APRIL 24 2019 12:00pm GMT+8

If the winner does not repond within 24 hours, another will be chosen.

Because let’s be honest, it’s not so much a question of if, but rather when, we raise enough to get that whole arc funded. And then I will die. (spoilers for campaign one below)

The first use of “Jenga” as a code for “Shit’s gone sideways real fucking fast”

Grog’s beard

“Darling, take the mask off.”

When they’re running from the skeletons, but then Keyleth turns back to fight them in order to protect the town and everyone just goes “Shit” and also turns to fight, and PIKE BAMFS IN OUT OF NOWHERE

The entire Triceratops sequence

The gun in the acid pit

No Mercy Percy

WE’RE GONNA SEE PERCY SMOKING, AND ORTHAX HOLY FUCK

Vaxleth

The bodies on the Sun Tree

The ziggurat in all of its glory (hands and all)

Craven Edge ??? maybe??????

When Scanlan picked up Pepperbox and it just,,, broke

Ripley

JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING I AM BEYOND HYPED LIKE I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE SHIT

UPDATE

I FORGOT THE DOOR

THE DOOR

THAT ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK