The Flight Stuff

If you're worried about hungover pilots flying on January 1st, don't worry they're hungover the rest of the year too.

The local airport wishes you a happy 2023. May all your flights be on time and your engines not be on fire.

All of these are unwanted airplane behaviors that can be curbed with proper training, maintenance, and care!!! They are not inherent behaviors to planes due to their size, occupation or husbandry! If the aircraft you are on is exhibiting any of these behaviors, please be aware that it is not the aircraft's fault but the airlines, as these often result from improper, insufficient or otherwise neglectful training and maintenance on the part of the airline.

Fighter jets and pilots are known to bully other aircraft on the ground and in the air which is why they are generally kept seperate from civilian aircraft.

Runway lights aren't actually aids for the pilots, airplanes love shiny lights and they flash to entice the planes to land it's like shaking a bag of treats.

Do you love the color of airplane

Taxiway F is closed forever because there is a standoff between an a319 and an 737 and no one wants to deal with it so we're just leaving them there.

While this may be a surprise due to the sheer size of jet airliners, most airports they park at are actually fenced off to avoid natural predation. As they are specially bred for their size and endurance, theyve lost a lot of the evolutionary adaptations that allowed them to live as nomadic monophages in the wild and need protection and care from humans to survive.

We absolutely host weddings at the airport by the way and you should come and get married at the airport I heard if you ask the cargo pilots nicely they let you take pictures sitting in the big engines.

Once in a lifetime experience! Come and see our upcoming show where many talented rc aircraft operators work together to recreate famous aircraft disasters with unique accurate model planes on runway 06/24 to celebrate its reopening