my mom thinks im cool

almost said “thank you king” to the cashier at the dollar store today

and you should have

This aged well

today I saw someone call the great gatsby dark academia

please don’t forget about breonna taylor in all this. just because her death wasn’t caught on camera and thoughtlessly circulated doesn’t mean that her story is less important. black women’s lives matter.

Friendly reminder that Kyoshi was Roku’s avatar guide (just like Roku was Aang’s guide). Queen-of-Getting-Shit-Done Kyoshi was bland milquetoast Roku’s main advisor. Like can you imagine, poor Kyoshi had to spend her entire life making up for that useless thot Kuruk who had the audacity to croak in his 30s, only to have a wishy-washy weak bitch successor. You bet your ass she told Roku to murder the shit outta Sozin as soon as he so much breathed in colonizer, but of course he spared him, because of ~*friendship*~ or some shit smh. The force of Kyoshi’s MASSIVE face palm after this happened actually created the Great Divide (this is canon). Y’all just know after Roku finally kicked the bucket, Kyoshi was waiting for him in the Spirit World, size 18 chancla in hand, ready to whoop his ass.

Controversial opinion but any appearance-based gotcha will always be pickme shit

calling a shitty, bigoted girl ugly bc of her physical features isn’t subversive. this isn’t about whether or not it’s justified, i’m not saying bigots themselves deserve better, but when you call a physical feature ugly you are calling everyone with that feature ugly. also it’s 2019 do we really need to get into why it’s not progressive to call women ugly when they suck for actual legitimate reasons

if i may: this is also, by the way, the same logic by which you shouldn’t misgender bad trans people. you are telling all trans people you only gender them correctly out of politeness

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Peanut butter is gross wtf

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!